Icon - Emoticons or Assicons? (Joke)

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Icon - Emoticons or Assicons? (Joke)

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
 
 :) means a smile and
 
 :( is a frown.
 
 Sometimes these are represented by
 
 :-)
 
 :-(
 
 Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
 Here goes:
 
 
 (_!_) a regular ass
 
 
 (__!__) a fat ass
 
 
 (!) a tight ass
 
 
 (_*_) a sore ass
 
 
 {_!_} a swishy ass
 
 
 (_o_) an ass that's been around

 
(_x_)kiss my ass
 
 
 (_X_) leave my ass alone
 
 
 (_zzz_) a tired ass
 
 
 (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
 
 
 (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
 
 
 (_?_) Dumb Ass
 
 You have just been e-mooned! Send
 
 T his to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with peopl e laughing at your e-mail.
 

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck.. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend